Our friend and fellow monkey fan, Jarrell McAlister, has threatened to purchase this for us:

"Alive" Chimpanzee So Real, It's Unreal!

• Amazing "Alive" Chimpanzee is a fully animated, life-size bust of the real animal.
• "Alive" Chimpanzee can see, hear and feel in ways that allow him to interact intelligently with you, your family, your guests...and with baffled strangers.
• Soulful eyes track movements using infrared "radar" vision; his ears have stereoscopic sound sensors; his skin reacts to contact with touch sensors all around.
• Four distinctive emotional moods include "Curious," "Happy," "Fearful" and "Feisty."
• Override his "natural" autonomous mode by using the wireless controller to communicate specific commands as far as 30 feet away.
• A Sharper Image worldwide exclusive.