A Wolf in Poodle's Clothing

Leah Silverman's family has a problem.

Usually, I would never saddle an entire family unit like this, but I'm serious... they need help. Everyone seems to own a member of the same litter of standard poodles. These are the big, black, Doberman Pincher-sized poodles.

Fortunately, Leah's poodle, Max, hasn't suffered the horrific genetic diseases plaguing his siblings (baldness, incontinence, dementia). However, he is, how should I say, frisky. And strong. And has sharp toenails. And likes me. Alot. If you know what I mean.

So now I have a plan to defend myself and perhaps to get a little even with Max. I mean, he tries to skip first base, skip to third, and rush to fourth--all without even taking me to dinner!

The answer to my dilemma comes from Mrs. Silverman herself: a Poodle disguise for Dobermans.

So, watch out Max! Next time we meet, I'll introduce you to your new "friend".

Kit includes;

- Fake fur pieces (4 leg pieces, one body piece, and head piece)
- Black face paint (safe for dogs)
- Safe suit fitting method statement and instructions.

(items sold seperately)
- Under harness

From Australia, attackchi.org.au:

Are you sick of people looking at your breed of dog in fear because politicians and the media are saying things like;

"We want to breed these dogs out of existence,"

"They are killing machines on a leash."

"These breeds don't belong in our community"

Well worry no longer, attackchi will be making disguises for all the so called 'dangerous breeds'. Now you can go to the park with your kids and your dog (like you have been doing for years), without the worry of people thinking you are a bad parent.